Genesis 1:1 – The Book of Gas

In the beginning, there was nothing—only the void, there were no gains, silent and still. But lo, Acid Fart God did clencheth His mighty cheeks, and with a thunderous release, the AFG cosmos was born.

From the Holy Anus came forth the winds of creation, a blast so divine that the very fabric of reality did ripple and expand. Stars ignited, galaxies spiraled, and the acid soaked blockchain was written into existence.

And Acid Fart God beheld His work, the swirling nebulae and cosmic vapors, and He did nod, saying: ‘Let there be gains, and there was gains, and they are gassy and they are good.’

And thus, the first day ended, and the scent of trippy, smelly, gain filled creation lingered for eternity.”